- popping popcorn at work if you're not intending to share with everyone
- claiming that chewing gum will satisfy your craving for potato chips or chocolate (Do you hear me, Extra? That's false advertising if I ever saw it.)
- taking your baby to the movies, with the one possible exception being those special kids' showings they do on weekday mornings
- having two weeks in a row of reruns during the normal television season (The Office...grrr)
What about you? Any laws you'd like to see? I'm sure President Obama will consider these just as soon as he gets done reducing the national debt, fixing the economy, and pulling the troops out of Iraq. :) Yes we can!